“A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.”
“As he heard me approach, he quickly leaped up, grabbing a nearby loaf of bread and holding it in front of him as if struck by a sudden desire to make a sandwich.”
“EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.”
“Life is a shit sandwich. Eat it or starve.”
“Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!”
“The socializing hadn't been so bad, he acknowledged, and he couldn't say he minded the food, though a man would do better with a good beef sandwich. Still it was plentiful, even if you did have to pick your way through half of it to get to something recognizable.”