“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
“My job is so boring I’m thinking of boring a second hole into my penis.”
“The office of Master of Traditions had fallen inevitably on Ponder Stibbons, who tended to get all the jobs that required someone who thought that things should happen on time and that numbers should add up.”
“A well-designed welfare state can actually encourage people to take chances with their jobs and be more, not less, open to changes.”
“Every job has parts of it that are a giant pain in the ass - whether you carry a penis or a purse.”
“If I had a hand for a penis, would a hand job be appropriate in place of a handshake at business meetings? ”