“What are Americans still buying? Big Macs,Campbell's soup,Hershey's chocolate and Spam--the four food groups of the apocalypse.”
“There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.”
“Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.”
“There is a big confusion in this country over what we want verses what we need...you need food. You want a chocolate sundae.”
“In fact, I was a kind of Hershey Bar whore - there wasn't much I wouldn't do for a nickel's worth of chocolate.”
“If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.”