“All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.”
“The queen who mended her stockings in prison must have looked every inch a queen and even more a queen than at sumptuous banquets and levees.”
“In every queen there's a touch of floozy.”
“Daughter of the Erl King and the Elfen Queen, that's who you are.”
“Crowley was currently doing 110 mph somewhere east of Slough. Nothing about him looked particularly demonic, at least by classical standards. No horns no wings. Admittedly he was listening to a Best of Queen tape, but no conclusions should be drawn from this because all tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums”