“You're headed for disaster cos you never read the signs Too much love will kill you every time”

“I was born to love you with every single beat of my heart. I was born to take care of youevery single day of my life.”

“Oh, I was not made for heaven. No, I don't want to go to heaven. Hell is much better. Think of all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!”

“Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.”

“What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?”

“I dress to kill, but tastefully.”

“We've gone overboard on every Queen album. But that's Queen.”