“We've got Barbies to deliver, though I'm not sure how appropriate it is to give plastic models of prostitutes to small children.”

“I had no idea how lonely I was until I wasn't lonely anymore.”

“We might more of us say these words to others, and more frequently--how healing that would prove to be. "Look, we've had our differences, but how about some chocolate?" Or: "I'm so sorry: how about some chocolate?" Or simply, "Great to see you! How about some chocolate?”

“Yes, you live with your feet in the mud and there's no time to be thinking about how you got in or how you're going to get out.”

“I've given up my living room, guest room, job, career, heterosexuality and my stance on no pets in the house, but I'm not giving up my room. I'm drawing a line.”

“I wanted to be bad for once in my life. I just wasn't sure how to even go about doing that.”

“I am still a bit mad at you for kidnapping me and putting our children's lives in danger.""There's no how-to manual for parenting, Oggie. I'm doing the best I can.”