“Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.”

“A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.”

“Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.”

“The trick is in not minding.”

“A highly placed con man does more harm to society than a stone cold killer. Perhhaps not to the single victem who's dead after his crime, but to thousands, perhaps tens of thousands. And they might have lunch with the president. [...] Many con men--and women--and women are professional polititians. These people, elected or appointed, envy power and they are addicted to it. They use it to shield their actions”

“The larger crimes are apt to be the simpler, for the bigger the crime, the more obvious, as a rule, is the motive.”

“Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women.”