“Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.”

“I have no idea why it apparently takes three grown men to cook some hamburgers.One to cook, one to kibbitz, and one to insult the other two. ”

“There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves.”

“I invited my girlfriend over and made her dinner. I didn’t cook, but I did eat her.”

“Sentinel meeting tonight,” Ria told her. “At Lucas's place.” “Time?” ...“Seven. Sascha's doing dinner.” “God save us all.” Sascha had decided she liked cooking. Unfortunately, cooking didn't like her back.”

“Sometimes when I'm faced with an atheist, I am tempted to invite him to the greatest gourmet dinner that one could ever serve, and when we have finished eating that magnificent dinner, to ask him if he believes there's a cook.”