“Killer with a polo mallet.”
“A lot hinges on the fact that, in most circumstances, people are not allowed to hit you with a mallet. They put up all kinds of visible and invisible signs that say, 'Do not do this' in the hope that it'll work, but if it doesn't, then they shrug, because there is, really, no real mallet at all.”
“I’d like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century.”
“Please Polo."What the hell? "It's Marco.""That's what I said.”
“He dropped his pants and went at it looking like Winnie-the-Pooh in his red polo shirt.”
“I swiftly discovered that there are few things in DIY (and possibly life) that can't be solved with a large mallet, a bag of ten-centimetre nails and some swearing.”