“Captain Niall, having apparently resigned himself to losing his quarry, was savaging her horsehair petticoat into teeny, tiny shreds."Really, what did my poor petticoat do to offend?”
“For him the universe did not extend beyond the circumference of her petticoat.”
“She has more names than petticoats.”
“A beautiful woman is a casus belli; a pretty woman is flagrant misdemeanour. All the invasions of history have been determined by petticoats.”
“Although she was aware that somewhere under her complicated strata of vests and petticoats there was some skin, that didn't mean to say she approved of it.”
“[I]f I were turned out of the realm in my petticoat I were able to live in any place in Christendom.”