“She moved with such purpose it was as though she walked with exclamation marks.”
“Even as she'd been writing it, she wondered if she was using too many exclamation marks, but she was glad she left them in. Nothing says "all is good in the world" like exclamation marks, after all.”
“Her mind still worked, her feet still moved, she could walk, though only with the help of a walker, but walk she did, and she was a human being who knew for certainty that beans are best in salad and that old age is a terrible calamity.”
“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
“I long for exclamation marks, but I'm drowning in ellipses.”