“An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.”

“I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum”

“England and America are two countries separated by the same language.”

“Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.”

“A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.”

“Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself.”

“I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.”