“Nobody could stand an eternity of Heaven.”

“Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.”

“In heaven an angel is no one in particular.”

“To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.”

“A happy familiy is but an earlier heaven.”

“Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody can read."[As quoted in Literary Censorship in England (in Current Opinion, Vol. 55, No. 5, November 1913)]”

“Heaven is the most angelically dull place in all creation”