“They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”
“California is a small woman saying, 'Fuck me.' New York is a large man saying, 'Fuck you!”
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“We're all fucked. It helps to remember this.”
“If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.”
“I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”