“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”
“You have to go faster than the system.”
“Sometimes you have to try harder than your hardest to get anyone to notice you...”
“You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.”
“Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.”