“I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.”

“[On school uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.”

“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.”

“I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.”

“It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?”

“Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.”

“If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.”