“Think off center.”

“What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!”

“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”

“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.”

“I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.”

“I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.”

“Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.”