“If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking.”

“If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.”

“[On school uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.”

“Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist. ”

“I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.”

“I think life is a jape. Yours, mine, everyone's”

“Alright. Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants. I mean, you say I'm an outlaw, you say I'm a thief, but where's the Christmas dinner for the people on relief? Huh? You say you're looking for someone who's never weak but always strong, to gather flowers constantly whether you are right or wrong, someone to open each and every door, but it ain't me, babe, huh? No, no, no, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. You follow?”