“The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”
“These Kingsguard knights are as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”
“Excuses are like male nipples. They're completely useless.”
“Writing The Breastplate was a labor of love and inspiration. Hopefully Ican get inspired for a sequel that readers are asking for. Shirley McCracken author of The Breastplate”
“But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with useless gold ornamentation on it. Sam Vimes felt like a class traitor every time he wore it. He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armor. It was gilt by association.”
“Sometimes a woman needs a man for company, no matter how useless he is.”