“I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire.”
“The movie is more real in so many ways than the life I am leading. No, that’s not true. I just desperately wish this was only a movie.”
“I am learning that a life isn't real unless someone else knows its reality. And I want my life to be real.”
“I am a horror movie buff, man. In real life, I am proudly an official coward.”
“When I am telling it, it doesn't seem as if it was only made up. It seems more real than you are -- more real than the schoolroom. I feel as if I were all the people in the story -- one after the other. It is queer.”