“Them papers are clean as a unicorn's snatch!”
“There's an easy method for finding someone when you hear them scream. First get a clean sheet of paper and a sharp pencil. Then sketch out nine rows of fourteen squares each. Then throw the piece of paper away and find whoever is screaming so you can help them. It is no time to fiddle with paper.”
“I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind. ”
“He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.”
“Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.”
“I snatched the paper away from Dopey."Hey," he yelled. "I was reading that!""Let somebody who can pronounce all the big words have a try," I said.”