“By the way, I'm not just one man with a chalkboard. I'm one man with four chalkboards.”

“Oh yeah brother I was right they started in with that mormon vudo right off the bat as soon as we walked in everybody was friendly. One of them who later became known to my family as the amazing Mr. Plastic Man even told me that he loved us. Please there are times I don't even like us how could you possibly love us. I was thinking spend some time with me pal and I'll cure you of that.”

“So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.”

“...no one who has passed through the storm has ever regretted the journey. No one stands here and wishes to go back to the other side.”

“I told you, God is not coy. He's more likely to hit you across the forehead with a two-by-four than whisper in your ear”

“Never forget who you are; a daughter of a Heavenly Father. You have royal heritage, and anyone who makes you feel like less that is not a man,husband,father, or friend,simply someone who is afraid of you because he knows who you are, but doesn't know who he is.”

“It is only on the battlefield of ideas that the best ones can be recognized and ultimately prevail. Only those afraid of the truth seek to silence debate, intimidate those with whom they disagree, or slander their ideological counterparts. Those who know they are right have no reason to stifle debate because they realize that all opposing arguments will ultimately be overcome by fact.”