“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!”

“People say that writers write for money. From my own experience that's not true. I write for me. I publish for money.”

“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!”

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”

“I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I don't like!”

“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!”

“The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!”