“Was that you or the duck?”

“I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup:”

“I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.”

“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.”

“If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!”

“You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.”

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”