“I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs.”
“I'm not helping any of you freaks!" she shouts. "I'm not the Witch of Wayland, you hear me? I'm sick of all you mutants pounding on my door for love spells and all the like! I told you, I don't do that backwoods modern-day, wannabe Wiccafuck stuff! You hear me?”
“Garra's got a way with the ladies," the Plazma wannabe announces with a wink. "So do I - it's a bass player thing.”
“She is either male property (Mrs.), wannabe male property (Miss), or man-hating harpy (Ms.).”
“Most humans are unaware that amidst the Anne Rice devotees and the vampire wannabes, actual vampires use the Net.”