“You make me nostalgic for a love that hasn't even happened yet.”
“French is the language that turns dirt into romance.”
“Writers in what we now call the Middle English period (late twelfth century to 1485) did not necessarily always write in English. The language was in a state of flux: attempts were made to assert the French language, to keep down the local language, English, and to make the language of the church (Latin) the language of writing.”
“In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.”
“French: why does this language even exist? Everyone there speaks english anyway.”