“It was another example of a phenomenon I call "the talking dog syndrome." Some people are still amazed that any woman (this includes Governors' wives, corporate CEOs, sports stars and rock singers) can hold her own under pressure and be articulate and knowledgeable. The dog can talk!”
“Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)”
“You can't replace one dog with another any more than you can replace one person with another, but that's not to say you shouldn't get more dogs and people in your life.”
“...some people coddle their own afflictions the way others spoil small pedigreed dogs with cans of pate.”
“It as true that normal people couldn't hear Gaspode speak, because dogs don't speak. It's a well know fact....Besides, almost all dogs don't talk. Ones that do are merely a statistical error, and can therefore be ignored.”
“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”