“Here’s what we’re gonna do,” he says,“we’re gonna pick upthose rocks right there,and we’re gonnasmash out the windowsof that cop car…”

“He didn't say he was a lawyer...I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…”

“I’m gonna shine myself about 20 pair-a shoes, make about $100...or I'm gonnakill somebody…”

“And after he drives away your buddy says, “A fuckingJaguar? Seriously?” “Honestly,” you say,“he deserved to have his fence smashed upjust for that.”

“Drink up,” he says,“being a little drunkmakes everythinga little bitbetter.”

“so your uncle tellsyour brother,“There’s morechairs in theshed.” And your brother says,under his breathso almost no one can hear, “Well,what if I don'twant to sitin the shed?”

“You the drunkest white man I
ever seen!” one says,which you take ashigh praise,”