“Nothing in the universe can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of the shadow`s speed.”
“I travel light. But not at the same speed. ”
“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”
“In small towns, news travels at the speed of boredom.”
“Humanity, let us say, is like people packed in an automobile which is traveling downhill without lights at terrific speed and driven by a four-year-old child. The signposts along the way are all marked 'Progress.”
“That's the fashion. Fast as the speed of light, they say. Ha! It's got no soul, sir, no heart.”