“Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.”
“Vinegar: that's what fear smells like.”
“Our actions make the fragrance of our lives...Would you smell of plums? Or Vinegar?”
“Unlike some older brothers, I never set him on fire, or cut off an arm or leg, or drowned him in the tub. ”
“Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
“... and had a face like a bulldog licking vinegar off a thistle...”