“For modern people the pursuit of wisdom sounds like something you'd have to travel to Tibet for. To us, wisdom is mystical and esoteric. It conjures up images of cave-dwelling hermits, saffron-robed monks, and, well, Yoda.”
“Sound gives life to our words just as well as the images they conjure up and the sound is there, whether or not we read them aloud.”
“I've been following the noble profession of hermiting here for nigh on fifty-seven years, practising piety, sobriety, celibacy and the pursuit of true wisdom in the tradition of my father and grandfather and great-grandfather before me.”
“I'm after something far more esoteric than a virginal shag. Though, if you'd like, darlin', I'm certainly up for the task.”
“The Peace Panda Says...Pandas are as ancient as Tibet. Being that we are natural citizens there...We share their wisdom too!”
“True wisdom dwells in the ability to remain constantly aware of that in which we have no practical knowledge of”