“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”

“Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.”

“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ”

“A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ”

“You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”

“Don't loaf and invite inspiration; light out after it with a club.”

“I know that you don't believe it, but indeed, life will bring you through. You will live it down in time. What you need now is fresh air, fresh air, fresh air!”