“Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.”
“I have so much paperwork. I'm afraid my paperwork has paperwork.”
“We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.”
“It is well known that any drive to reduce paperwork only results in extra paperwork”
“So much paperwork to read! So much paperwork to push away! So much paperwork to pretend he hadn't received and that might have been eaten by gargoyles.”
“Reading isn't an occupation we encourage among police officers. We try to keep the paperwork down to a minimum.”