“Just because I'm a murdering, thieving, cowardly, traitorous sort doesn't mean I can't do my job properly.”
“I recognize in thieves, traitors and murderers, in the ruthless and the cunning, a deep beauty - a sunken beauty. ”
“Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't have a life.”
“I think the most tortured place in hell should be reserved not for traitors, but... for cowards. The weakest, most spineless losers. Because it seems to me that traitors? At least they made a choice. But cowards? They just run around biting their fingernails, totally afraid to do anything. Which is totally worse.”
“Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!”
“What? Just because I can't have you right now, doesn't mean I'm okay with him having you.”