“I'm not into caps with lots of diamonds on them, like KP.”
“Do I look like the flower type of guy?”
“I didn't think so much of him at first. But now I get it: he's everything that I'm not.”
“That,' he confessed aloud, 'was as ludicrous a case of mutual ineptitude as the gods of slapstick ever engineered. We both deserve to be tickled to death by small green centipedes. Well... if you keep quiet about it, I will.”
“The sky was as blue as a stupid postcard, and the islands were as green as islands.”
“Do you know what I think when I look at Katrina? I think, thank god things didn't work out with her, because if they did, I might have missed out on meeting you.”