“There's no such thing as justice in America. It's all a fairy tale.”
“It could have been like a fairy tale. But fairy tales aren't real. Things don't work like that. There's a price for everything.”
“It's all a quilt of fairy tales with a patch here and there of truth.”
“This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.”
“As in any proper fairy tale, there's a majick formula, in this case called the Rule of Nines.”
“It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!”