“There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.”

“Comedy has to be done en clair. You can’t blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.”

“It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy. ”

“Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.”

“I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?”

“Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.”

“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”