“Aren't hidden doors the most alluring? The old stories point that out surely. Even the greatest heroes and heroines fall under the spell of a locked door.”
“I hung up. It was a good start, but it didn’t go far enough. I ought to have locked the door and hidden under the desk.”
“The locked door in my house is just a diversion. The real valuable items are out in the open, where they are hidden from the unimaginative.”
“Aren't most romance heros, or heros in fiction of any kind, generally superior to real men? Same goes for heroines and real women.”
“Why did *I* lock the door? Why did YOU lock the door? Someone locked the door...”
“I am locked into the mirror and there is no door out.”