“I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce.”

Janet Evanovich

Janet Evanovich - “I rushed us out of your parents...” 1

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