“Like Robin Hood....Not real, but true.”

“If I'd believed that stuff was true, I would have missed out on loving you.”

“Then he leaned over, right there in the restaurant parking lot, and kissed me. And it wasn’t a friendship kiss, either. It was tender and real, and utterly romantic.”

“Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.”

“That's the thing about the internet. It's really good at giving you pointless facts like how many horses a star owns, but not important things like how to invade his trailer.”

“But if Grant doesn't like you for who you are, then he's not worth it.”

“New York is a nice place.""If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling.”