“You got to be there for it to happen!”

“When we get to heaven we will be able to put the load down and just be nice!”

“When they are away, you will often look for the baby doll, but it is not always there, where it is supposed to be, where you left it. Sometimes The Baby moves it, or she takes it with her, and you have to settle for some other toy. You bring it into the living room and set it between your paws as you sleep. It helps you believe that one day you might be a real mother.”

“70 out of 100 people in the world cannot read... if you can read then you are the luckiest out of 2 million people in the world that cannot.”

“Miracles don't just happen on their own you know, you got to make them happen.”

“Jesus, Jeff. What happened to your head? You look like you got attacked by a beaver.”

“What happened to you?" she asked."I got hit in the side.""With what?""A knife.”