“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life. ”
“A brick could be used as motivation to acquire more bricks. Hey, I’m just trying to help here. Don’t shut me out by building a wall between us. ”
“A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man. ”
“To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to highlight man’s failure to fishbird. ”
“A brick could be used like ice cream. But hold up, hold up. Let me put a bowl under it before you start licking, or else you’ll drip brick all over my blanket. ”
“A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in your hands and say, This is not a dream. ”