“A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back.”

“I ran across an old friend of mine yesterday, and I didn’t even attempt to hit the brakes.”

“The wisest thing my grandpa ever said to me before he died was "Stop!" Thinking back, I don't know if he was talking to me or the car that ran him over. I prefer to think he was talking to the car, because how could he be so foolish to try to talk to me, when I was busy driving the car.”

“I have a beard of grass. I grew it on my back, and sometimes my neighbor mows it for me. Meow!”

“He’s only two years younger, but that doesn’t mean I’m not old enough to be his father. I grew up fast. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“I like farm salmon. I like the idea of fish growing on trees.”

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”