“And out came an insult with the velocity of a whisper. But I could see I offended, so I zipped up my pants and left the wedding reception.”

“When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended because it’s an insult to my jealousy.”

“I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.”

“I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I put on my lipstick, pulled up my pants, and got back to work.”

“I left the door open so you could come in—and I could go out. That’s what being in love is all about.”

“I want to design sleeveless jackets for armless men. I'm still trying to work out how they would zip it up though.”

“I had an out-of-body experience so strange that it felt normal. You see, my soul, or essence, had left my body and went and inhabited the body of my clone. So I wasn’t in my body, and yet I was. Or maybe none of that happened, and I was just in a delirious, sleep-deprived state.”