“Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.”
“Friday: The day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.”
“Friday's a free day. A woman's day.”
“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.”
“I said, Saturday is the first day of my National Center Test.""That's tomorrow, though!" My eyes bugged out."Yes, ever since antiquity, the day after Friday has been Saturday.”
“Roses are red, Violettes are bllue,Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironing to do"Unlikely thing to read in a valentines day card”