“Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.”

“I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion takes the fun out of it.”

“The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My art is so conceptual that not only do I not tell, but I don’t even show. All I do is sign the canvas and try to sell it.”

“Do I look like someone you know? Well you don’t know me, so why don’t you go bother my clone? And if you do see my clone, tell him I should have made an omelet out of him when I had the chance.”

“If you’re thinking about killing someone, don’t. Not don’t kill them, but don’t think about it—just do it already.”

“I want to start a company called “We Do.” My tagline will be: We at We Do do what we do so you don’t have to.”

“I can’t do my job, if you don’t do yours. I also can’t do my job, so can you do mine too?”