“Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.”

“When I see a rainbow, I think of God’s promise and how He’s keeping it. Then I remember the promise I made to Roy G. Biv, and how I just broke it.”

“Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.”

“A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be used in this manner?
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“Politicians think the only way out of a hole is to keep digging.”

“Everybody has something to offer the world. Even rapists, murderers, and politicians. Well, maybe not politicians.”

“I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.
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