“Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.”

“When love dissipates, it’s like dancing with daisies at midnight, and you don’t get easy at it when you’re deceased. And make no mistake, you will die before romance will.”

“I asked if I could draw on her face, because not only was her head globe-shaped, but her nose was shaped like Italy. My love knows no boundaries.”

“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talking.”

“I make art like I make love—slowly, so I get the most for my money.”

“I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from Robespierre.”

“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is nothing to talk about. Of course, I’m talking about love.”