“Helping others without anticipating or expecting others to help you in return, that is the path to spiritual prosperity.”

“Let’s all roll up our sleeves and get back to work. Or let’s create jobs where other people roll up other people’s sleeves, so these other people can get to work helping other people get to work. That’s brilliant. I should be a politician.”

“If you expect others to think for you, then you expect others to live your life for you. And I’m sorry, but the only person I’ll let live my life for me is my clone. He thinks like me, so I’m OK with him thinking for me.”

“In a victory speech, I like to thank the opposition, because without their help, I couldn’t have won.”

“Do I mind losing? No, because losses and wins are just the bricks on the path to success. Both losing and winning are needed to find prosperity.
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“I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra helpings.”

“A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. 
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