“I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.”

“I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal walking an animal.” Then I thought, “If given the choice, I’d rather vote for the dog.”

“Love is like a cloudless blue sky. That’s why I always carry an open umbrella.”

“The engine of my car is so powerful I could wash dishes under the hood. But that’d be pretty absurd, since I keep the dishwasher in the trunk.”

“I want to type one of my books into a free online translation website, and convert it from English to German and then publish the results as an exercise in the absurd.”

“The question is not where am I, but who am I? Where I am: Inside the body of my clone.”

“I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am.”